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Post by Rowanda on Jan 23, 2015 21:55:08 GMT -5
Follow Jefferson through the woods as he has many adventures with his fellow founding fathers. Rated 15+
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Post by Leonard on Jan 23, 2015 21:55:38 GMT -5
It was like any other day for the average founding father. Thomas Jefferson put on his shoes and tights, grabbed his hat and toast, kissed his wife on the cheek and headed out for a stroll in the dark, damp, dense forest. He had been concerned about his health recently and thought the nice peaceful scenery would help. He took out his 1st generation ipod nano and shuffled his songs. "Super Star" by S.H.E came on and Jefferson couldn't help but begin to do a little jig along with the beat. He was really getting into the song when he looked up and saw to his great embarrassment that John Adams had been watching the whole time.
"J-John, it's not what you think!" Thomas sputtered, his face turning redder than a tomato grown by his slaves.
John smirked at him. "It's exactly what I think." The middle-aged man replied. Tears welling up in his eyes, Jefferson let out a choked cry and ran deeper into the woods.
Hours later, the sun had begun to set and Thomas was getting worried. He had closed his eyes and run wildly in desperation away from his nemesis, and now he was hopelessly lost. He fell to his knees and started crying.
"What should I do?" He thought to himself when all of a sudden he heard a twig break. Coming out behind the tree with his long, flowing, grey hair was none other than Benjamin Franklin. The old man had two courtesans, one under either arm, and a pint of a beer in either in hand.
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Post by Pheobe Roofusawilch on Jan 23, 2015 22:10:36 GMT -5
Benjamin Franklin spat out a mouthful of beer and hastily buttoned up his shirt. "M-morning, Jefferson... I was just taking a stroll with these here fine ladies..."
"Ah," said Jefferson. "This late at night?"
"Well... I... well... what are YOU doing out this late? And have you been CRYING? Have you no shame, my man?"
"I!??! Don't try and change the subject!"
Benjamin Franklin flipped out his shirttail in disgust. "Well, then, be on your way, man. You should be ashamed of yourself!" Benjamin hurried the two girls away as he glanced back nervously.
Thomas Jefferson, more than a bit confused, continued on his way. As he walked, he decided he was deep enough into the forest to break out the buds again. He started listening to "Find Your Way Back" by Jefferson Starship. Once again, he couldn't help but move and groove to the sick beat. Then he heard a rustling in the bushes. Jefferson whirled about to find none other than John, Butthead, Adams.
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